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Newish Year, Very New Look! - 06/08/23

posted at 19:52 current mood: Exhausted learning how to program JavaScript and CSS. I need sleep. current tunes: Pink Floyd - Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict Hiatus after Hiatus huh? And after every single one I don't have the excuse to validate it. But you know WHAT? I'm not going to talk about this time, I've got some great news! So, you know how back in the olden days of before this post when you had to zoom into the site all of time, and the site code was older than me? And we had the internet prescence of, well, a pict. Well, not no more! Yep, we finally figured out what "modern internet standards" are, and changed our site to reflect the changing times. Let me start with the coolest part, is what I would say if we had the time to implement, yeah sorry guys but the site is all ready for the reszing code to come in, due to the way Objects in HTML are, we basically have to do it all manualy. And we wanted to get this out in a timely manner, so yeah, second on our list of improvements, and one that's actually there today, is Navigation! The navbar has got a few extra buttons under its sleeve, the support actually having a PROPER menu being linked to it, store getting cut to hell and back, and a brand new set of comics! For once, we've actually thought about updating weekly, that's right! A Housemoon Sprinter update a week! And you know, speaking of support, we've now got a Patreon set-up so that you can give a site a couple of quid to stay alive, with a link on the navbar no less!, we also have opened a Discord server so that you guys can chat with each other and a special section called "Discordian Highlights" where YOU, yes you, get to put almost any image on the site! Twerking Olimar? Yep. Ned Flanders saying I don't care? Yep. Brock having sex with a pokeman? Maybe. Plus it'll give me an idea of how many people actually look at our site on a consistant basis, which as it turns out IONOS could've told us but I never bothered to look. Damn convience going over my radar... To conclude, I got the lads to dig up an old storyboard for a cartoon we were going to make, like, 4 years ago! We promise that soon. SOON. It'll be an actual toon with GOOD poduction quality! Have a good rest of the day guys, and keep watching as much Housemoon as you care too. (Not a lot considering our index has a large bouncing rate, whatever that is it doesn't sound good.) - Housemoon

Happy Anniversary! - 18/02/23

posted at 02:11 current mood: Can't believe how fast times fly by! current tunes: Sparks - Something For The Girl With Everything Um, I don't know where to start. Um... HAPPY 5TH YEAR I GUESS! That's right, Me and my fair fellows have been kicking around the internet dustbin for 5 years, from today! Damn, it feels kinda weird to say, "Housemoon, the site is 5 years old", I always kept thinking of it as this new kid on the block. Guess now were're kinda old. (God damn kids on my lawn, nah just kidding.) So, in all seriousness, what are we doing to celebrate? WELL. We got a toon lined up for you about how we've ran out of ideas, despite the fact we have several ideas, its gonna be great! Watch out for the parodys of Youtube crap that are so overdone it'll never be funny! Like; Minecraft Hardcore!, PNGtubers!, Reaction Channels!, maybe even some obscure ones that [THE CREATOR] personally likes (*nudge* *nudge* *WINK* W I N K*) To conclude, I just like to thank everyone how visted the site, even for a moment, it certainly allowed me to pretend people come here. (Kidding again, if you're a regular I appluad you!) Anyway, I'm hoping for another 5 years!, and see ya on the flipside... - Housemoon

Tis' the New Years Season! Fa-la-la-la! La-la! La! La! - 31/12/22

posted at 22:40 current mood: Late Christmases deserve thier own emoticons! current tunes: The Moody Blues - Nights in White Satin (Album Version) Hey Hey Hey!! It's moi! Housemoon, here to wish you a happy Chri- Wait... It's New Years... Well whatever! Hope you guys had a great holiday, and of course we'll be getting back on the grindstone in the new year! Consider the fact you got two toons a blommin' reward. Now of course some may be asking, will there be more content next year? ... Um, maybe. I don't know, we can't predict what will happen in the future, you never know we might be put on the production company's backburner! Anyway to conculde Happy New Year, and remember to kick the year out of the door. (I mean it literally, literally open the front door and kick the year out. Don't worry you can do it!) - Housemoon

Smell the sweet new "Bloggy Blag" smell! - 08/11/22

posted at 22:30 current mood: finally, i don't have to mess with HTML! current tunes: The Beatles - If You've Got Trouble Yo guys, and potentially gals. It's me, ol'Housey! You may have noticed the slight changes in the blog, it's all because of Blogger! Yeah that's right my fellows, Blogger! Makes my life 500 times easier, just type a blog post with the usual stuff and WBAMO! It fits it all in and creates a new post block for me, how wonderfully convient! Better than having to copy code like it was nobody's business... Huh, my life is more boring than I thought. So, today in the life of Housemoon Sprinter, I was bored outta my mind so I decided to go check our site analytics, you know outta curiosity!, what I found is that we had 20 something users at one point and as usual, we took no advantage of that sudden influx. *sigh* In lighter news, apparently we got a fanbase of somekind outside of the British Isles and IN the British Isles! Like, WOAH! I mean they might just be passers-by walking towards our garden looking at us like we're drunks pissing in the wind, but still somebody looked at our website and said "sure, I'll look for a couple minutes", which is bloody brilliant, time to go tell Weak Good we've moved up in the world! Also, I know the Halloween cartoon was supposed to come out, you know, on Halloween but we're slow as snail balls and lazy at that. So, NOPE. It's still coming of course, just stupidly late. But before I go, I'd like to say: Hola to our Spanish friends, and Hallo to our German friends too! (Damn, English and German are so similar sometimes, it scares me.) Anyway, this might be a weekly thing from now on so yeah! Bye. - Housemoon

Ugh. iOS 9. Can you just leave the universe? Thanks. - 07/03/22

posted at 23:30 current mood: iOS 9 runs so horribly it makes me want to scream. current tunes: T.Rex - Get It On Yo, what's up guys. So... that new toon I put up was made on this old app called Toontastic, alright app if you ask me; very creative, quite easy to use, smells as good as an iPad 3rd Gen can when it's overheating. But the main thing that grinded my gears was the rest of iOS 9. iOS 9, especially on this particular iPad, runs so horribly sometimes. One minute your crusing by with all the happiness in the universe then the system freezes, stutters, or just slows to the point where you wonder if the iPad somehow has legs that you might of broken by sitting on it funny. Eitherway, the entire reason I went through all of this crap, was to revive the iPad as a nostaliga machine filled with old iOS apps from Lommy's childhood so that one sweet day, Lommy can go back and get what me and ol'Weaky call, a nostaliga-gasm. He didn't seem up to it when I told him about it though, to be brutally honest I think the "gasm" part of nostalgia-gasm put him off. Anyway, have a nice day! (While I continue to torture around with this iPad.) -Housemoon

Blogs back. Yahoo. - 20/02/22

posted at 00:40 current mood: Ugh, not again. current tunes: The Dukes Of Stratosphear - Chips From The Chocolate Fireball (Yes, the entire album) Weeeeeelll. Here we are. Again. 5th god damn time in a row. I seem to have a knack for this rubbish, but unlike the last times... I don't have a single excuse, natta, nating! I'm just lazy. And due to this laziness, the entire website went down with me, which I never thought would happen because usually Weak Good or somebody like that has an idea in their small to bulbous heads, I guess telling them to go, ahem. "F**K" "THEM" "SELEVES" would do that to you. The main point of this post is to tell you, I'm not dead. Like seriously, I ain't Paul McCharmly when I'm in a car. So... For the first time in a while, I'm actually going to talk about my life, instead of explaning hiatuses all day. So it began last Tuesday when me and the crew finished that new cartoon we put up, I was walking to the washing machine because we had an I N S A N E beer pong party last night, and by "insane" I mean so mad I can't even describe it with my feeble words. Anyway, while I was recovering after my large hangover, I somehow walked into the attic and I found my old Radofin Sports - Action TV Game! That was a pretty sweet find if you ask me! So many memorys smashing people's NES' so I could be king of the playground but instead I got called to the Headmaster's office. Believe me, IRISH. HEADMASTERS. ARE. NOT. NICE... AT. ALL. Anyway I'd better sign off so I can enjoy my new 6 C/UM2 battery game! (There goes my £21...) -Housemoon

"Bloggy Blag" returns for the fourth freaking time - 28/03/21

posted at 00:50 current mood: I don't even know any more. current tunes: Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything Hey, I'm alive, and Housemoon's Blog of Lameness for The Lame is back with a ferocious fury more powerful than Shrek on magic shrooms! Anyway, yes I kniw it's been a while, and yes, I know I'm blommin' imcompetent at updating this part of the site. To be brutally honest I forget that this exists, let alone that it has posts on it. So, you know that hosting provider I used? Well, they died a slow and painful death, of course I got everything off of it before the servers got killed. Then came the issue of finding a new one, so I quickly gave up, and I practiced what I preached two years ago "Hard work is Smart work!", as such I'm coding it by myself! It's a pain in the arse but "HARD WORK IS F***ING SMART WORK!". You may of noticed the swf emoticons, well of course since its my own site I can do what I want, no Chinese interface today! To conclude, if you find this post unsatifactory, dive into the endless handbag known as your imagination, and come up with a better blog post. -Housemoon

Returning to the "Bloggy Blag!" - 25/01/20

posted at 14:15 current mood: Back from hiatus, again... current tunes: The Beatles - Rain Welp, here we are again. After abandoning the Housemoon's Blog of Lameness for The Lame for the third time, I'm back. To be truthfully honest with you, I kinda lost the password to the journal. Turns out it's 精液, which means "semen" in Chinese. I was looking at my privates, because that's what you obviously do when you're bored, when I thought of sperm, and BAM! It just came to me like I was in the kitchen, forgetting what I was doing. Well, either way: Things have been going well. Weak Good Emails just started back up, we got a sweet custom vinyl made, and I was thinking about getting Weak Good a new computer, you know? As a gift! But he's too attached to his current one. So, I'll have to go to desperate measures... -Housemoon

Foolin' around for Fools - 21/04/19

posted at 14:15 current mood: I fooled you, didn't I? current tunes: Gong - The Pot-Headed Pixies Did you got fooled this April Fools? I hope our prank was good enough for you... But still that company wouldn't stop budging, so we gave them thier own site! Hopefully that'll get them off our trail... Anyway! The year's still boring... I managed to buy the company back from Flash Animatics Inc., the CEO of that company is a total crapface... What was his name? Oh yeah! Marcuious Maxious! That guy sucks! The early year boredom was in full force until the sun came out, then suddenly I woke up and saw everyone outside! But Abodecresant of course... He always stays inside... I don't know why... -Housemoon

The Death of Housemoon - 01/04/19

posted at 00:50 Dear Housemoon Sprinter Fans: Unforunately due to hosting costs, Housemoon Sprinter is shutting down. The property of Housemoon has been bought by Flash Animatics Inc. I hope you understanding our reasoning, as Housemoon isn't the most popular and in fact not profitable... Even though Housemoon has a large library of cartoons, we want OldHomestarRunner's stuff because we blommin' made it and it's profitable, you piece of crap... - Marcuious Maxious - CEO and Founder of Flash Animatics Inc.

Early Year boredom - 02/03/19

posted at 23:40 current mood: bored trying to avoid stupid trends that try to kill me... current tunes: The Beatles - My Guitar Gentley Weeps Hello everybody, everybody! I'm back with new content! I know it's been a while but at the same time... No one's here are they? It's like I'm typing for nobody... And it's like I'm lonely with nothing better to do... Anyway... Other than the depressing crap, when I got bored trying to avoid "Momo", or "Peaches" as those japanese people seem to call it, I decided to count the pixels on Weak Good's stupid 4K TV and got all 8,847,360 pixels, at first I was 345 pixels but I got them all... Err... You can see I'm desperate for something fun, right? WHAT?! It's early in the year, there's nothing to do!!! -Housemoon

Weak Good taking the post! - 23/02/19

posted at 17:23 current mood: finally getting a chance to make a post current tunes: I don't know what Housemoon listens to... Top of the morning everyone! It's been a long time hasn't it! Sixteen glorious weeks of nothing! To be honest we've been trying to come up with something but we just can't, and considering the whole crew but me and Housemoon have just disappered, it's been a hard time... Personally I'd make a lot of changes to this blog but Housemoon won't hear it or let me. So I have to type with this awful interface, he chose this awful provider from Taiwan or something because they only forced him to pay £1.90 a millenium. I guess I'd pay that much, but not for something this crappy... (No seriously, it took me fifty minutes just to figure out where the Add Post button was or as the software called it: 阿杜邮报) Anyway, see you fellas later... -Weak Good

Who are all these guys?! - 16/10/18

posted at 07:35 current mood: petrified current tunes: M - Pop Muzik Oh hi everypeoples! Today was a doozy, Like overnight 6 characters just appeared. It kinda sent me into a screaming and running fest until I bumped into a wall. I dont know how Weak Good does it but he calmed me down. I'm starting to wonder if he has peace classes. Also Lomsar keeps wanting to watch Bosco but I'd rather die... -Housemoon

What a hiatus! - 25/08/18

posted at 10:37 current mood: bored waiting current tunes: Beatles - All My Loving Howdy How! Everybody! I've decided to add another post to the blog that never updates: Housemoon's Blog of Lameness for The Lame! The website's been going crazy recently with all the updates... The maintenance... Oh and we just commissioned a new cartoon, I think it's called Housemoon Meeples! (I'm putting a prototype version here just for you guys!) Anyway, I think it's great but as usual Weak Good isn't too sure, He said the "Wooden Blocks" (as he called them) were a bit uninspired... And I just told him thats the point... -Housemoon

Whatta is a Bloggy Blag? - 15/04/18

posted at 19:10 current mood: confused yet wondering current tunes: Dunky - Clonky Donky Mounky Hello! 2 hours ago Weak Good told me about this thing called a "blog" and I decided to hope on that mess! With Housemoon's Blog of Lameness for The Lame! Weak Good tried making me use some software to make it but I told him that "Hard work is Smart work!"... He just gave me a sarcastic eyeroll. -Housemoon